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Guys Reveal The Absolute Hottest Things Girls They Liked Have Ever Told Them

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Sometimes, I look back on my courtship with my boyfriend before we were ever “officially” dating and wonder what kind of sorcery took place to make him like me as much as he did. You see, I don’t really have any sort of “game” in the conventional sense. And the very little game I do have goes straight to the pooper as soon as I actually like someone.

My flirting style can, at best, be described as “weird” with a side of “awkward.” But how is anyone supposed to know what to say to a guy you like?! Well, a recent Reddit thread asked dudes to share the “hottest” thing a woman has ever said to them and I’ve shared their best responses here… you know, for those of you looking for some inspiration.

There was no such thing as “too dirty” for this girl.

“You can’t be too dirty”

She was referring to dirty stories she liked to hear about what I was going to make her do.

/u/PMmeareasontolive

Her mind and body missed him.

She is my girlfriend now, but she sent me a picture with the caption “My heart missed you yesterday, but my pussy misses you today”.

/u/xican33

She advised him to hold off on washing his sheets.

I told her I was doing laundry today… she said, “Dont wash the sheets yet because ill be over later.”

Im glad I didnt. Shes a squirter.

/u/xSerenadex

She liked his hair.

“Nice hair.”

I’m not used to girls I like complimenting me.

/u/BlueberryPhi

She was a fan of his tongue’s work.

“Fuck, you made me so horny with your tongue. You’re not stopping until you satisfy me”.

Translated in a different language but good enough.

/u/gHaDE351

She admitted defeat.

“You’re right, I was wrong.”

/u/K2TY

He made it to her spank bank.

Driving her home one night

Her: “You’re in my spank bank” Me: yes.

/u/sitcomish

She referenced her loose pants.

These pants are really comfy, and really easy to get off

/u/shai3007

She took interest in his favorite show.

Let’s binge watch game of thrones this weekend.

/u/TinFoilHat_9001

She wanted him to finish inside of her for some pretty inappropriate reasons.

“I want you to finish inside me so I’ll feel it dripping out of me while I’m at church with my family”

/u/you_got_it_joban

She said he smelled better than bacon!

“You smell better than bacon.”

/u/robadopolis

She made orgasm sounds while brushing through his hair.

this one girl I had a crush on in high school ran her fingers through my hair, got really close and started moaning, imitating an orgasm. Does that count as saying something?

/u/GrillPenetrationUnit

She was honest about her feelings.

“I think I’m falling for you.” That was about 26 years and 2 kids ago.

/u/emmettfitz

She professed her love for his D.

‘Fuck I love your dick’ was pretty nice

/u/Rabid_Goat3

She reassured him that sex was, in fact, on the table.

“You can stop trying so hard, we’re going to have sex later.”

/u/Volgyi2000

She let him do whatever he wanted to her.

When you hear, “do whatever you want to me,” you know you’ve made it.

/u/Millerdjone

She gave him the green light for morning sex.

We fell asleep in my room for the first time, we didn’t have sex but, when she woke up she was all over me first thing in the morning and said “Sorry, I’m slutty when I first wake up”

Please don’t apologize

/u/TheAngryBlackGuy

She told him he was handsome.

“You’re really handsome”

It may have been a lie, but

/u/KING_CH1M4IRA

She made a sexy pool joke.

Playing pool:

” I find it hard to focus when the balls I want aren’t on the table”

/u/esjw37

This last one obviously begs the question: Are there girls out there who are into balls? Or was that just, like, a clever thing to say? I must know.

Have you ever successfully used a hot line on a dude? Dudes, has a girl used one on you that’s not on here? Comment below!

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Candice Jalili

Candice is a staff writer here at Elite Daily. She possesses both the body and the humor of a 15-year-old boy while she enjoys the lifestyle of a 75-year-old woman.

Candice is a staff writer here at Elite Daily. She possesses both the body and the humor of a 15-year-old boy while she enjoys the lifestyle of a 75-year-old woman.

Guys Reveal The Absolute Hottest Things Girls They Liked Have Ever Told Them



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